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Everyone loves playing Dangerball, but there was always something missing about it.
I mean the rule about going out of turn or stepping on a Dangerball results in getting kicked in the nuts, or if your a girl punched in the boob, kinda sucks.
But we love watching girls get hit in the boobie. And then watching them hold it long afterwards.
We also loved the rule about taking a shot if the other team gets a ball into your Dangercup.
We also like to trick the girls into thinking a Dangerball fell down one of their shirts.
Reach nice and deep Angie I swear it's down there.
Wait check to see if it's down Jess's pants.
Bruce then tried to make Dangerball more fun by wearing a football helmet.
But it just made it harder to drink beers.
Then it hit me. We should make a cool Dangerball table. I made Bruce like the idea.
Ben was really pumped about it.
So we did. A black table with Dangerball painted in the middle, and red rope lights tracked around the boarder.
It turned the girls on so much that they couldn't keep their hands off each other. It turned Ed on so much he can't keep his lips off Ben.
Ok Ed maybe it's time to stop.
See how much more fun Dangerball is now.
Try making your own Dangerball table and see how much fun you have.
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