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Being cool isn't just about saying Napoleon Dynamite quotes and getting a Brazilian wax... ok maybe it is.
When standing next to a topless chick make sure not to show your boner. Here we see Bildo doing a nice cover-up.
Eating with your mouth open is always cool.
Getting your style down is key to being cool. These ladies are going for the "I want to have sex with Zack Morris" look.
To be cool, when drinking wine make sure it's the finest of the jug wines. Boxed wine is too expensive.
Being smooth with the ladies is always good. This is about as smooth as you can get.
Having a lady take control of you isn't cool. Here we see an example with Coleman getting a front wedgy.
Thanks to Donald Trump comb-overs are back.
When selecting a vodka make sure PRICE is your number one priority.
Drinking from a flask just isn't a sign of alcoholism, it's cool too.
Working out is a good way to stay in shape and look cool. Just don't do it when or after your drinking.
The cool part isn't the beer bong on the beach. It's the hot pose by the guy in the background.
When passed out make sure to still show your school sprit and hang on to the ball.
No matter what happens.
The guy to my left is Superfan. He's at every single UW-Oshkosh sporting event... that is cool.
When your as cool as Cron you just lay down and wait for the ladies to jump on you.
When intoxicated keep a good poker face.
When you host a party make sure you have the best in television entertainment.
You know your cool when your in the Marines and an officer gives you the finger.
When at a party try and keep your hands out of your pants for the night... that's how people get pink eye.
When burying your friend in the sand make sure to hump him.
When you get your pitcher taken with another guy try to make it look like you don't want to have sex with him... or not Coleman.
You now know how to be cool. Go out there and burn some pubic hair.